Welcome to the soiree!
This shall henceforth be the virtual home of Cassi, a twenty-something year old writer with a day job at a photo lab, a bad habit of writing about herself in the third person, and a slightly haunted house.
She no longer wears Mardi Gras beads or old lady sunglasses, but she does still look fairly stupid in photographs.
It probably goes without saying that she is not actually a captain, but she owns a hat and a coat, so what the hell.
Is this adequate information? Surely it is. Nobody actually reads these things.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
What the what is a Cassferatu?
To kick things off, here’s a picture of me drinking a Vanilla Chai Frappucino. This epic display of badassery should tell you from the get-go that I’m a force to be reckoned with.
Now, as for a wordy description of myself… where to begin!
I suppose that if I were one of those annoying people who seem to gain enjoyment out of giving vague-yet-verbose-yet-slightly silly responses to simple questions, I would describe myself as a female carbon-based biped, dwelling on the outer crust of the third closest planet to the Sun and subsisting on a diet of both oms and noms.
While it is true that I am one of those people—and that technically such a response would be accurate—it is not particularly useful information unless you, my dear reader, are from some other planet… in which case, welcome to our mostly blue orb! I trust you have had a pleasant journey.
Anyway. The whole purpose of my writing a blog is to shed some light on myself through my posts, so the best way for you to get to know who I am is just to read the damn thing.
Then again… I’ve been posting here for quite some time, so that might take you a while. If reading my whole blog seems a little daunting right now, then maybe you should just skim over my twitter instead. Deal? Okay.
- Cassi
