February 2012
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There is no .gif in the world
…that can accurately express the level of misery I feel at the thought of having to endure another four and a half hours at work.
Why? This is why;
- loud early nineties dance music
- wind blowing directly into the photo lab from the door that cannot close
- back pain that refuses to go away
- customers
- customers
- customers
- people in general
- basically everything about this...
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prisencolinensinainciusol:
wide, square jaw
droopy eyes
pointed nose
flared nostrils
light eyebrows
always chapped lips
cleft chin
larger upper lip
big teeth
absolutely batshit insane
Expectations:
Reality:
Truth.
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rakel711:
Moriarty shooting rainbow lasers out of his mouth? Don’t mind if I do.
paint your own nebula →
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
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the past five minutes of my life
Found out that Radiohead are touring Australia this November
Went to their website to buy tickets immediately and discovered that EVERY GODDAMN SHOW IS ALREADY SOLD OUT.
THIS HURTS MORE THAN REICHENBACH
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i am that little train
and i’m going to get up the goddamn mountain if it kills me.
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I take it back
I’ve spent the past five or so years thinking that I didn’t like Ricky Gervais.
Anyone who mentioned him to me was met with a loud groan and some variation of the words “he’s not remotely funny and I can’t bloody stand him.”
I don’t even remember what it was that I saw him in that caused me to form this negative opinion, but a couple of weeks ago the...
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Watchcorksoaker:
Great Day - Digital Short
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kiwivolution:
vulcanoes:
moonkistforlife:
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Anyone looking for a job? →
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talking about myself in the third person
In my memory, a 13-year-old version of myself still sits in the low fork of the peppercorn tree of our old backyard.
This version of me was blonde. Freckled, with legs too long and a scar on her mouth that she couldn’t yet cover with lipstick. On weekends she nearly always wore faded denim overalls and a striped green t-shirt that she fancied made her look like Kurt Cobain. She was a dreamer, a...
