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Totes Amazeballs of the Day: Well, this is pretty cool, but also pretty unfair.
After Charlatans lead singer Tim Burgess jokingly tweeted that he had invented a new cereal called Totes Amazeballs that was being considered for production by Kellogg’s, the company responded by actually producing the cereal.
“It all came about a few weeks ago when Tim tweeted his fans about wanting to create a super cereal called Totes Amazeballs,” said a Kellogg’s spokeswoman. “We really try to make the most of Twitter here at Kellogg’s, and when we saw the tweet, we knew we had to make something special for him.”
That’s right: They made a special, one-of-a-kind, Rocky-Road-flavored cereal called Totes Amazeballs just for Tim Burgess because he’s a famous person who made a joke on Twitter.
As if the rest of us don’t deserve to pour organic fat-free milk over a mix of Rocky Road cake, Coco Pops, marshmallows, shortbread pieces, and raisins?
Listen up Kellogg’s, because I’m only going to say this once: Make more
And now we wait.

iamthumbs:

Totes Amazeballs of the Day: Well, this is pretty cool, but also pretty unfair.

After Charlatans lead singer Tim Burgess jokingly tweeted that he had invented a new cereal called Totes Amazeballs that was being considered for production by Kellogg’s, the company responded by actually producing the cereal.

“It all came about a few weeks ago when Tim tweeted his fans about wanting to create a super cereal called Totes Amazeballs,” said a Kellogg’s spokeswoman. “We really try to make the most of Twitter here at Kellogg’s, and when we saw the tweet, we knew we had to make something special for him.”

That’s right: They made a special, one-of-a-kind, Rocky-Road-flavored cereal called Totes Amazeballs just for Tim Burgess because he’s a famous person who made a joke on Twitter.

As if the rest of us don’t deserve to pour organic fat-free milk over a mix of Rocky Road cake, Coco Pops, marshmallows, shortbread pieces, and raisins?

Listen up Kellogg’s, because I’m only going to say this once: Make more

And now we wait.

(Source: thedailywhat)

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    And there I was being healthy and only having porridge for breakfast but now …
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