i write, you read

Welcome to the soiree!

This shall henceforth be the virtual home of Cassi, a twenty-something year old writer with a day job at a photo lab, a bad habit of writing about herself in the third person, and a slightly haunted house.

She no longer wears Mardi Gras beads or old lady sunglasses, but she does still look fairly stupid in photographs.

It probably goes without saying that she is not actually a captain, but she owns a hat and a coat, so what the hell.

Is this adequate information? Surely it is. Nobody actually reads these things.

...nipple.